Untached

At dinner, Benjamin was talking about turning the kitchen table into a slide. "First, you untach the legs on this side, and then you climb up the chairs and slide down."

Then, Stuart put his hand in his gravy. He needed a rag. He said, "I need a waaag," but it sounded like wog. Benjamin said, "What? You need a wog? Are you going to build a wog cabin?"