Tuesday, June 22, 2010

When I woke up this morning...

Steve says, "It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll" quite often when it seems like a reasonable random saying. It's from that ACDC song, right? "It's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll!" So Benjamin hears the ACDC song on the radio and thinks it is SO funny since it sounds like the sausage roll thing.

Then a couple of days ago, the NPR guy said, "When I woke up this morning, I picked up the morning paper," and Benjamin cracks up. What's so funny? Benjamin said, "he said, 'When I woke up this morning, I picked up the morning paper!'" But what's funny about that? I never figured it out, and mentioned it to Steve later. He said, (from the Blues Brothers Movie), "When I woke up this morning, I heard a disturbing sound." I say again, Benjamin is a sponge.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Who's that knocking at the door (again)

Benjamin's making up his own knock-knock jokes now.
"Knock knock."
Who's there?
Wuh who?
"Whuk out below!"

He tried it on Stuart:
"Hey, Stu!"
"Knock knock!"
"No way."

Stuart's Restaurant

I overheard Stuart playing with the cooking stuff. He was serving food and speaking both parts of the conversation.
"Want some?"
"Yes, please."
"Here you go."
"Thank you!"
"Like it?"
"All gone."