Jail

Steve told Stuart, as he (Steve) put him (Stuart) in his (Stuart's) car seat, I'm going to be careful not to bump your head like mommy sometimes does. Stuart said, "Yes, Mommy does that. We should put her in jail."

Ever since Benjamin's first sentence, "Good Mommy, no bump head," which he uttered in such a situation, I've been very careful, honest!

Bribe

Stuart was being fussy. He was grabbing Steve's legs and saying "Pick me up!" Steve was trying to cook. He said, in desperation, Stuart, can I bribe you? Stuart immediately let go, and said, "Yes." Steve said, what do you want? "Fishy crackers." And that was that.